• 1. "Suit Up!"
• 2. "It's gonna be Legen - wait for it - DARY!"
• 3. "It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...DAIRY!"
• 4. "Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."
• 5. "Haaaaaaave you met Ted?"

Awesome quotes from the Legendary Barney Stinson!

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